Spicy Greetings Cards! (singles or sets)

Emotionally distraught at the TERRIBLE examples of greetings cards in the modern card shop? Not enough nuance and panache? FEAR NO LONGER. Dr Julian Gravy’s greeting card range can help with ALL* of your card needs!

Also 4 cards for £12.50 (if you can find a better bargain, tell me at once because i have to get that shut down for copyright infringement)

This beautiful luxurious card is FSC® Certified, pH neutral, Long life certified, Chlorine and heavy metal free.

ALL CARDS ARE BLANK INSIDE.

On the cover of Natty G - "JUST TAKE THE GODDAMN PICTURE SIMON, THIS IS THE NEXT COVER OF NATTY G!"

I can't pay my rent with acorns. - "Yeah ok, they ARE cute…but I can't pay my rent with acorns…"

Put a fucking towel on - "Put a fucking towel on, you're not at home…jeez."

Navigation Powder - After the Captain got into his fourth gram of 'navigational powder,' the Ensign began to grow concerned.

* Very much only SOME, you ever send a funeral card with a dick in it? Unpopular.