Original Art

"Ok the sword is phalocentric, wouldn't you be insecure if folks thought you were the hamburgler?"

£95.00

"I swear since troy got clothes he thinks he's Dolph Lungren or something" (2019)

£95.00

"Who forgets to bring the sacrificial dagger to a fucking sacrifice?!?" (2020)

£95.00

"I know our love is forbidden, but it makes it SO HOT" (2020)

£85.00

"I am the garlic highwayman, put your treasure in my sack..." (2020)

£95.00

"Come on man, Harold told us about the tins of tuna." (2020)

£125.00

'it's not your period, it's just a spot of stigmata. No dice, go get the bus." (2020)

£95.00

"SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE STEPHEN KING?? YOU WANT TO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT MY SCARY ASS?" (2020)

£95.00

"YOU HAVE SNAKES FOR HAIR screamed the chicken, the walls and the gun" (2020)

£85.00

"Sloth and bird's post surf picnic" (2020)

£85.00

"Hey Mister, you wanna buy us a coupla tech 9's and some ammo?" (2020)

£75.00

"And LO, the Seaguls reclaimed the park" (2019)

£75.00

"Yeah! Fuck him up Geoff... look how dry his ears are!" (2020)

£95.00

"That McRib you like is coming back into style" (2020)

£95.00

"As requested: your Bat-rails master wayne" (2019)

£85.00

"The Red Skull only formed hydra after someone dashed his plunder from the buffet" (2019)

£75.00

"He's back again, Kathleen..." (2020)

£75.00

"Some people just want to hold a rude sign" (2020)

£180.00

"PFFT enlightenment? TRY LIFTING 280!"

£75.00

Pay for existing paintings (please contact me to discuss)

£55.00